THE WOMANIZER
I'm sorry.
There's someone else I have feelings for.
So I can't accept your feelings.
Let me help you.
No need. I can handle it.
Let me help you.
Let me help you, really!
Is it Xiaoqian?
I think I really owe you a lot, that I will never be able to repay.
I'm sorry.
Daddy, where are you going?
Daddy has something to do and needs to leave now.
I'll come to see you next time.
Be a good boy. Listen to your mommy.
Did you have a row with mommy?
I didn't have a row with mommy.
Then why do you have to leave?
It's just...
Uncle Da Mao called me saying something came up.
So I need to head off early.
Promise me that you will listen to mommy.
Daddy!
Mommy! Daddy left!
Mommy, daddy doesn't want us, right?
Mommy!
Baby...
Uncle Jerry is not your daddy.
Okay, kids, we'll play Red-Green Lights. Hands up if you know how to play!
Okay. On the count of three, we will start Red-Green Lights.
Get ready and don't let me catch you. If I catch you, you'll be a ghost.
All right, three, two one...
Red-Green Lights...
Start! Who should I catch?
Everyone here? Who should I call?
- Call me! - Red-Green!
You called that on purpose!
Who else? Red!
Three seconds...
- Two seconds... One second... Get ready... - Shame!
You are spitting? How dare you spit on me before I spit on you!
I'm here to help. I'm not a punching bag.
Balloons!
Not balloons, punching bag!
Mary.
Who are you to call me Mary? Call me Miss Mary.
Go wash the toilet immediately.
Scrub the stool properly and I'll inspect later.
Also if the toilet doesn't smell very fragrant,
I'll report to the court that you've been fooling around during your sentence.
Enough with the kidding. Where is Xiaoqian?
Who's kidding? Be serious!
After washing the toilet, go cut the grass. Then separate the trash.
Remember, report back to me every half an hour.
No need to go look. Xiaoqian didn't come today.
And she won't ever come again.
From today onwards, I'm in charge of you.
I guarantee you that
your good days are over.
Where has Xiaoqian gone?
A criminal like you has no right to know Xiaoqian's whereabouts.
You were openly dating Amanda and now you want to pester Ma Xiaoqian?
You want to toy with my friend's feelings?
I will not tell you!
No bullshit! Get to work!
Stop!
- Stupid Da Mao, how dare you! - Silence!
So, boss, did you meet Amanda?
See, you were meeting Amanda just now,
and now you want to see Ma Xiaoqian. Xia Hejie, you've gone too far!
Silence!
My boss has broken up with Amanda.
Do you know how difficult it was to turn down Amanda?
How cruel it was to say those words to Amanda and Xiao Tuoluo?
But my boss still said them.
Because the person my boss likes is your good friend,
Ma Xiaoqian.
Xia Hejie, you like Ma Xiaoqian?
No kidding! What? You think he likes you?
Speak!
Where is Ma Xiaoqian now?
How do I know he's not lying?
I cannot allow Xiaoqian to be hurt again.
- Mary Huang, do you believe me-- - Da Mao...
Mary,
you're not the only one to doubt my sincerity,
even I, myself, am wondering about that.
Then why did you make it seem sincere?
People like you only use your mouth--
Silence!
Can you let my boss finish talking for once?
Okay.
Mary,
when I was studying in the UK,
I was betrayed by my loved one.
I didn't understand
why my earnest heart was repaid with lies,
my devotion with heartbreak.
So...
I didn't believe in love any longer.
I was also afraid to devote my emotions.
I also didn't believe there was such a thing as true love in the world.
I told all my readers that
the love of a lifetime
only appears in the plots of romantic novels,
that love is just a short game.
I admit
that before I met Xiaoqian,
I treated love like a game.
But after being with Xiaoqian,
she changed me.
I know that this time,
I'm absolutely determined to be with with Xiaoqian.
So, Mary, please tell me where Xiaoqian is.
I need to tell her
that I like her,
that I want to be with her.
Can I really believe you?
Ma Xiaoqian is my best friend.
She's never been in a relationship before.
She's liked you for a long time, but you've been deceiving her.
She's suffered a lot because of you.
Even I, as an observer, feel sorry for her.
Xia Hejie,
you really can't lie to people any longer.
If you hurt Ma Xiaoqian again, I'll not let you off the hook.
Don't worry.
There's no way I'll lie to you again.
I promise you
that I truly like Xiaoqian.
After Ma Xiaoqian saw Amanda's press conference,
she was very saddened,
and went back to the village with granny.
Boss!
Good luck!
Get Ma Xiaoqian back!
Go!
Get Ma Xiaoqian back!
Go!
Why are you looking at me like this?
Da Mao.
When you were rough with me--
What?
Super manly!
Da Mao, what's your full name?
Tell me! Let us be friends!
Don't come close.
Come have some snacks!
All right. Let's rest for a bit.
- Okay. - Okay.
All right.
What do we have here?
Take a seat.
Get a bowl, get a bowl.
Rice noodles again!
We've had rice noodles for four days in a row.
Can't you get us some fried noodles or fried rice?
Don't eat it if you don't like it.
If you are not happy with it, you can go home to cook for yourself.
Have I complained that you stink like a fish?
Honey, don't get angry.
It was merely a suggestion. Don't get angry.
I like this. It smells so nice! So sweet!
Indeed. A great man listens to his wife.
If it's anyone's fault, it's your little cousin's.
He said the school asked him to submit a newspaper clipping.
And he cut it without asking whether anyone wanted to read it first.
It's all right.
Even though it's like this, you can still read it more or less.
Next time, I'll tell him to cut it after you've read it.
Come, get more rice.
Don't read while you eat. It'll affect your digestion.
Let's listen to the radio.
Yes, don't read.
Amanda openly expressed that her heart belongs to Xia Hejie,
which triggered a lot of reactions amongst fans of Xia Hejie.
The scandal that shook the show business
was revealed during Amanda's press release...
Uncle and auntie, you don't have to be like this, really.
The reason I came back is that I really wanted to see you all.
I'm not here to hide from anyone.
That's very nice.
And since you are back, stay for a few more days.
Yes, that's right. Since you are back,
you should treat it as a holiday. Just relax.
Don't think about Xia Hejie.
I told you not to talk about it and yet you still keep on.
- You are blaming me now? - Who else?
It's your wife's fault!
- No way. - Tuning into that radio station--
How does it have anything to do with me?
- You shouldn't have... - How would I know
what they talk about on the radio?
Are you done talking?
Are there no adults here?
Enough with the arguing!
Xiaoqian,
this issue has nothing to do with you.
It's just that granny doesn't like to hear the name Xia Hejie,
nor do I want to see Xiao Hejie in person.
What's wrong?
Hey, Xia Hejie, what're you doing here?
This is the private property of the Ma family.
You think you can just show up any time you want to?
I'm telling you, if you don't leave, I'll sue you for trespassing.
Uncle,
I'm here for Xiaoqian.
To hell with looking for Xiaoqian. I say you have no shame!
You need a beating.
You think our Xiaoqian is an easy target?
You want to toy with her?
Uncle, don't be like this!
Leave! Stay away from this man!
Stand here!
Granny.
Mr. Xia,
although my eyes can't see clearly now,
my mind remains clear.
Our house is not a place where you can come and go as you please.
You may leave now.
Otherwise,
would you rather I use force?
You'd look really bad that way.
Did you hear that? Go away!
Uncle!
Xiaoqian,
I have something to say to you.
There's nothing to say. Do you wish to be beaten?
I'm telling you, I know boxing!
Exactly!
Granny,
it's just...
I'll tell him to go back.
Will you allow me to have a word with him?
Ma, is it really okay?
This time, I myself made the decision to come back.
What are you doing here?
I like you.
Ma Xiaoqian,
I like you.
But...
Amanda...
I've already cleared things up with her.
I can't be with her.
You were the one talking about pursuing her back then.
I did say I was going to pursue her.
She helped me a lot during my most difficult times.
She has feelings for me,
but I only have gratitude for her.
There's only friendship between us.
Ma Xiaoqian,
the person I really like is you.
I don't believe that you can't sense my feelings for you.
I think you've been hiding,
hiding from your own feelings.
I'm hiding?
I'm definitely not the one who's hiding, okay.
You were the one who wanted to pursue Amanda.
You were also the one who told me that love is a disposable heating pad.
And later,
the one who kept reminding me that
we are pals.
Maybe being pals is for the best.
I don't want to be pals.
Then what do you want?
I want to be with you!
Granny and the others are watching. I need to go back to work.
Regarding these things,
we'll talk about them some other time.
If you don't say yes, I won't leave.
I'll be waiting here until you've said yes.
Xiaoqian, what did he say to you?
Nothing much.
Ma, I'm telling you,
since Xia Hejie has come all the way from Taipei,
we shouldn't make it so easy for him to leave.
It's better if he didn't come back.
If you dare stay in our Wan Shou Village,
we'll beat you up every time we see you,
until the sight of Xiaoqian scares you.
Uncle!
Easy with the violence.
If he doesn't leave,
and likes our Wan Shou Village so much,
we should treat him well,
so that he can learn
how to treat others.
MEILAN GRAND HOSTEL
Madam, give me a room.
- For accommodation or rest? - Accommodation.
850.
AMANDA ACCEPTS XIA HEJIE
You are Xia Hejie?
Yes.
No room.
Madam, there should be rooms, right?
Could you maybe double check?
I've told you, no room means no room.
Madam,
I'm just looking for a place for accommodation.
I won't bother others.
How about this...
I pay you double?
My rooms,
I'd rather give it to mosquitoes or flies, than to you,
Xia Hejie.
Okay. Thanks anyway.
Uncle.
Don't call me that.
It hurts my ears. I'm not your uncle.
Uncle, how's the fish business these days?
Are you acting with me?
Stop pretending.
How my fish business goes has nothing to do with you.
It's no use flattering me.
Uncle, I think there is some misunderstanding between us.
- In fact, Xiaoqian and I-- - Misunderstanding?
You must be joking.
Xia Hejie, let me tell you something.
I promise you, in Wan Shou Village,
you will have nothing to eat, nothing to drink, nowhere to live.
It's better to go back to Taipei, okay?
Okay. Don't get angry, uncle. I'll leave.
Walk faster! No need to worry about safety.
Da Mao, help me deal with something.
Baby!
Xiao Tuoluo, look!
What's this?
Your favorite curry Omurice!
It smells so good!
It's okay.
I know you don't want to eat.
So...
Mommy will leave it here and you can eat anytime you want to, okay?
Xiao Tuoluo, what's going on?
Xiao Tuoluo!
Xiao Tuoluo, what's going on with you?
Give mommy the crayon!
Correct!
Don't even sell him a bottle of water. Just make him go away!
Yeah, Aming,
thanks a lot!
I'll invite you for dinner some day.
And also,
please inform the neighbors and their families
that we will boycott Xia Hejie together, okay?
Correct! That's right!
I just don't believe he can bear it any longer.
As long as he is in our Wan Shou Village,
we'll make sure he has nothing to eat,
nowhere to sleep, no toilet paper.
Uncle!
Uncle! It's really not that serious!
It's between me and Xia Hejie. No need to involve the whole village.
Right, Xiaoqian, let me tell you!
The way to treat a person like him is to boycott him completely
until we force him out of our village.
That ungrateful bastard!
Last time, we treated him too well and got tricked by him.
This time, no matter how pitiful he seems, he'll get no sympathy from us!
- But-- - Enough!
Don't defend him any longer.
Regarding this situation, granny will help you deal with it.
You'll just need to watch quietly.
Xia Hejie, what do you want this time?
Granny, I'm sorry.
I've arranged this feast
without receiving your permission.
I'd like to apologize to everyone
for pretending to be Xiaoqian's boyfriend last time.
You have every right to be angry.
But this matter was caused by me.
I want to use this dinner
as an opportunity to officially apologize to you all.
Granny, please.
Sorry.
We country folks are not used to this posh food.
There's also no need to apologize to me
as long as you don't pester our Xiaoqian.
Granny,
I like Xiaoqian.
Please give me your consent
to have a relationship with Xiaoqian.
Who the hell believes your words?
I've seen it on TV!
You are already with Amanda!
Xiaoqian is my granddaughter.
Her parents passed away early.
Her future is my responsibility.
I won't allow her to become your mistress.
Granny, rest assured. I'll definitely look after Xiaoqian.
I will not hurt her.
I'm just friends with Amanda.
What friends?
You think I'm blind?
Amanda is a famous model.
She already said on TV
that she is retiring from the show business
to be with you. And you are still lying.
You think Amanda isn't enough?
You still want to have Xiaoqian?
Granny,
I've explained to Xiaoqian.
The one I really like is her.
Xia Hejie,
we country folks are very kind.
That being said,
don't treat our kindness as foolishness for you to toy with.
Please ask them to clean this up. And you,
all of you, go away!
Granny,
could you give me another chance?
You won't leave?
- Chenglong, Chenghu! - Yes!
I'll take care of it!
Move! Move away!
Uncle! Stop it!
So, now, what's to eat?
I'm telling you,
if you still don't leave,
I'll feed you to the fish later!
Uncle! Would you not say these things?
Xia Hejie!
Please go back to Taipei! I beg you! Would you just go back?
Please, Xiaoqian!
You should ignore this person!
All right, go inside!
Get inside! Get inside!
Clean this up, you hear me?
I'd better not see you when I come out later!
We like seafood.
Let's go! Stop looking! Get inside!
Come on!
Please, what's there to see?
I'm definitely not the one who's hiding, okay?
You were the one who wanted to pursue Amanda.
You were also the one who told me that love is a disposable heating pad.
And later,
the one who kept reminding me that we are pals.
That was also you.
Hi, sorry to bother you.
Would you show me your ID?
Recently, in our Wan Shou Village,
there is a sex manic lurking around.
We have to inspect thoroughly.
Uncle, is Xiaoqian okay?
I'm sorry,
but you can't park here. Please drive away.
There doesn't seem to be a red line here.
Who says there isn't a red line?
There's a red line now.
Please drive away.
Thank you.
Then...
You've had a long day. Good night.
The so-called true love is about carpe diem and enjoying while you can.
Love is like a disposable heating pad.
There's only heat in the beginning.
And in the end,
it'll be thrown away in the trash.
Xia Hejie, do you like Ma Xiaoqian?
Yes, I do.
He said he likes you!
I like her as a friend!
She's like my brother.
Plus, she's not my type.